Good News, Bad News, Worse News
Good News, Bad News, Worse News Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Ladyof Perpetual Motion...
Voodoo Dick
Once upon a time, there once was a traveling salesman who’s wife was a...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning?
What does a woman do to her asshole in the morning? -Sends him to...
Engineer Cookie Recipe
Chocolate Chip Cookies:Ingredients:1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO33.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite4.) 236.6...
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub…
This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde...
Felines
Why are felines the best ever animals? Because they’re purrrrrrrfect and grrrrrreat!
The Test!
A guy walks into a bar and rudely demands a shot of 12-yr old...