Lawyer in a car wreck
One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and...
12 Things NOT to Say if Pulled Over
12. Hey, wasn’t your daughter a porn queen?11. I’m surprised you stopped me, Dunkin...
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
I deserve to be married
|For a small fee, you can get an agency to have a pregnant “ex-girlfriend”...
Dog jokes 01
|Q: Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?A: Because you can’t bury them...
Two men were walking through the woods when…
Two men were walking through the woods when a large bearwalked out into the...
AirForce 1
When the AirForce 1 prepares to land, the Captain speaks over the intercom:”The seatbelt...
10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty
1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft’s all...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
Dying Family
A Blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned...