What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?
What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?”Dam”.
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building…
So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand...
Change Toilet Paper?
How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?Nobody knows....
Mom, I’m pregnant!
One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my...
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop…
President Clinton, returning from a campaign stop in Arkansas, is climbing the steps to...
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
Hard Transplant
A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart?When she starts...
Speaking of Sex
A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding...