The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
Marriage quotes 08
|If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don’t stand in her way.In...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
Greatest way to learn English
Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.”Do you have anything...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
A couple of geezers were sitting…
A couple of geezers were sitting on a bench outside the nursing home, havinga...
little girl walks into the bathroom…
A little girl walks into the bathroom and sees her older sister just come...
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Puerto Rican Offspring
Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican?A:...
Business one-liners 01
|A President of a democracy is a man who is always ready, willing, and...