A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner…
A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner “Mom& Pop” grocery...
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Buffalo analogy
A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo, and...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?
Why don’t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
Finding A Penis
There was a little old man who really took care of his body. He...
Lying Lawyer
How can you tell when a lawyer is about to lie? His lips start...
Bragging
A Frenchman and an Italian were seated next to an American on an overseas...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...