The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks…
On a first date, a guy escorts a girl home and asks:Guy: Can I...
A woman selling apples in New York…
A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes...
Do You Know what Im doing?
A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist. The doctor took one look at...
Handy guide to modern science
Handy guide to modern science:If it’s green or wriggles, it’s biology.If it stinks, it’s...
Foul Play?
Suspecting her husband of infidelity, the woman attempted to put an end to it...
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball…
A guy was attending a masquerade Halloween Ball, and dancing with a girl who...
Magic Cure for Impotence
A man has been married to his wife for over 20 years and during...