Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
An economist’s speech
|The following is supposedly a true story.An economist was about to give a presentation...
Want me to paint for you?
|A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and...
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet…
A carpet layer had just finished installing carpet for a lady. He stepped out...
Naming Children
After having quadruplets, the mother named them… Adolph, Rudolph, Getoff, and Stayoff.
How do you cure…
How do you cure constipation?Sit on a block of cheese and swallow a mouse!
Three Times?
An old man of 70 married a young girl of18. When they got into...
Economist Valentines
|Top economist Valentine’s Day cards4. You raise my interest rate thirty basis points without...
Two men were boasting to each other…
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my...
Down and dirty!
A lady on vacation took a stroll through the woods.Suddenly a little white duck,...