What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?
Q. What do you call a Marine with an IQ of 160?A. Platoon
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Heavy metal guitarist
Q: How do you get a heavy metal guitarist to stop playing guitar?A: Put...
Knock Knock Jokes 17
Knock Knock Who’s there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock...
Red Phone
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...
Charlie no more.
Joe was sitting in his favorite bar having a few beers after work, when...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
Beware of dog!
Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF...
You know you are in a Texas church when
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark. The preacher says, “I’d like...