No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Strange name for cats
|One day there was a woman who lost her cat named “LOVE.” It was...
Drug Cure fer sure!
Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared...
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
between a fly and a bird
|What is the difference between a fly and a bird?A bird can fly but...
Ticket Please
Three lawyers and three engineers were traveling by train to the same meeting. At...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Phrases For Everyday Life
Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional.Insanity is my only means of relaxation.Forget...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.