Two pieces of string walk into a bar…
Two pieces of string walk into a bar. The first one walks up to...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
To Keep A Man Interested
What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that...
They sit eggsaminations!
|How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?They sit eggsaminations!
So Much Fun
A suspicious husband hired a private eye to check on the movements of his...
What’s In a Name?
An actor auditioned for a part in a musical comedy many years ago. The...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
Sightings Of Sharp Individuals
Sighting #1:I was busy writing some computer program for one of my classes and...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...