The cat’s chalkboard assignments
|In order to punish your cat for poor behavior, here are a list of...
Obey the speed limit
|Sitting on the side of the highway waiting to catch speeding drivers, a State...
I am called a Princess
The United Airline’s passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant...
Talk with God
MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know,...
Drinking, Gambling, and Golf
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly...
Mommas So Fat
Yo Mommas so fat that even Richard Simmons makes fun of her!!!!
The wall clock
One day a wife complained, “This wall clock almost killed my mother today.It fell...
I was walking down an alley last night…
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from...
My Rules
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady and after the wedding, he laid down...
What kind of a woman
“Would you sleep with me for ten thousand dollars?” asked John”Yes, I will.” Paula...