You might be a redneck if… christman
You’ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.
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What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
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Give chocolate pudding
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How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
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If the NSA made toasters…
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How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
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