The Physical
This 55-year-old woman is naked, jumping up and down on her bed, laughing and...
Tired On 1 April
Why were the Scouts so tired on April 1?Because they had just finished a...
A Perfect Woman Is…
What’s the definition of a perfect woman?a) Three feet tall with a round hole...
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Dinosaurs
Whats a lesbian dinosaur? A lickalotofpuss !Whats a gay dinosaur? A lickdicknopuss !
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman…
Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential...
Biblical Bumper Stickers
Adam: “You are what you eat.” Eve: “At least he doesn’t compare me to...
I married Miss Right…
I married Miss Right.I just didn’t know her first name was Always.
Question and answer blonde jokes
|Q: How do blonde braincells die?A: Alone.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?A: Give...
Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up…
“Father! Father! An old man on crutches walked up to the holy water a...