Polish Scientistific Plans
Poland sent its top team of scientists to attend the international science convention, where...
Our Peak Mental Activity
The years of peak mental activity are surely between age four and18.At four, we...
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?
Why are the N.Y. Giants like a tampon?They’re only good for one period and...
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea…
An old sailing ship is becalmed at sea with a full complement of sailors....
USENET Parody
USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to...
Knock-Knocks 4 Kids Galore
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Rita.Rita who?Rita book, you might learn something.Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Police.Police who?Police open the...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
I think I need a pair of glasses
|Patient: Doctor, I think I need glasses.Teller: You certainly do! This is a bank.
Commonality In Sexes
What do men and women have in common?They both distrust men.
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?
What is black and sits at the top of a set of stairs?A quadraplegic...