How is a woman like an airplane?
How is a woman like an airplane? -Both have cockpits.
Bill Gates’ Wedding Night
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A new bucket
The ‘Kentucky Fried Chicken’ franchise has a new Bucketof Chicken out. It’s called the...
The bad-mouthed parrot!
An old man died and left his talking parrot to his nephew.Unfortunately, the old...
Hillary and Bill again!
When Bill and Hillary first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box...
Tuns of Puns!
How do you get holy water?Boil the hell out of it.What did the fish...
Say Again?
A numbers mob was looking for a runner to pick up betting cash in...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...
A duck
What does a duck like to eat? A quacker!