Really, really rude!
What’s the last thing a gay mortician does before he goes home?Sucks down a...
His And Hers ATMs
His And Hers ATMsHIS: 1. Pull up to ATM 2. Insert card 3. Enter...
Fatherly feelings
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
How do old people have oral sex?
How do old people have oral sex? They talk about it.
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there...
She-Devil
There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home...
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Geek’s thanksgiving
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Will Rogers On Men
How could Will Rogers say, “I never met a man I didn’t like”?He never...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...