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How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo
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Write down on a peice of paper:M R ducksM R notO S A RC...
Wrong Method
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Canadian driving!
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Headache Cure
John went to Dr. Smith because of intense migraine headaches.The doctor tried many things,...
Yo mama is so poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street,...
Is it worth it?
Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow....
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...