5 lbs of fat
How do you make 5 lbs. of fat attractive? Put a nipple on it.
Blonde Shoots Herself
A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of...
Caught Speeding.
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway. Glancing at the...
Dimple and Flat Forehead
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
I’m going to a lecture
|The man was in no shape to drive, so he wisely left his car...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Oh la la!
A couple’s having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables...
Soap dispenser
Two priests are off to the showers late one night.They undress and step in...
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing
Definition of Outdoor Barbecuing ——————————— It’s the only type of cooking a “real” man...