I was pushing it
|Kelly was standing in front of Cohan’s Tavern when he saw a driverless car...
Make Him Happy
The night before her wedding, the bride-to-be talked with her mother. “Mom,” she said,...
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Goodbye To Bin Laden
Written by a Viet Nam VetGOD BLESS AMERICA!”In Memory of The Twin Towers”Warning song...
Out of a tree
Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the...
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt…
A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came...
Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
US Air Force Humor!
“Squawks” are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before...
What will communism be like when perfected?
Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected?His Father: Everyone will have what...