Get a Life
Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should...
Spell Ice Cream
This little old lady walks into an ice cream parlor and asks for 2...
A dyslexic nurse
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one daycomplaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incrediblydumb....
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Throwing away garbage
|An American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large...
The Three Idiots
Once, there were three guys stranded on an island, and the mainland was 100...
Cat technical support problems
|This is an actual account by a worker at a technical support and service...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...