Elephant jokes 04
|What grey, has a wand, huge wings and gives money to elephants?The tusk fairy!What...
Computers are female
|The top six reasons computers must be female: 6. As soon as you have...
Blind question and answer jokes
|Q: Why don’t blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire…
A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask...
You can’t bring that dog in this bar
|A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
Back From the Dead
An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident. They...
Can You Read This?
A doctor is to give a speech at the local AMA dinner. He jots...
Reasons For Being Stood Up
Reasons Dates Have Given For Standing Someone UpI showed up early and decided I...
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!