Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
Blind Animals
There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Driving home very drunk
|It seems a gentleman had too much alcohol at a party, was heading home,...
Christmas Humor
Knock, knock?Whos there?Megan and chickenMegan and chicken who?He’s megan a list and chicken it...
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking…
Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
You Have VD
What’s worse than having your doctor tell you that you that you have a...