The Bobbitt Prayer
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray my penis I will keep,...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
yo mama so ugly… blind..
Yo mama’s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
A Second Opinion
A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp....
Forever Patient
A Soviet emigre doctor gets a call from the Medicaid office. “You’ve been billing...
Mad Cow Disease
There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow...
Remember When (Classic)
A computer was something on TV From a science fiction show A window was...
You know you are a teacher if…
You believe the staff room should be equipped with a Valium salt lick.You find...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...