Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
A tough case was being argued in court…
A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney,feeling that he was...
Buckwheat ‘n Darla
Buckwheat and Darla were in school and the teacher asked Darla, ‘How do you...
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you…
If your wife comes out of the kitchen to whine at you,what have you...
Didn’t make the cut…
A few children’s books that didn’t make the cut:1. You Are Different and That’s...
Neil Armstrong True Story
When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only...
Siblings……
Two daughters had been given parts in a Christmas pageant at their Church. At...
Let him dig
An old man and woman were married for years even though they hated each...
Polish Fire Prevention Bear
Q: Who wears a forest ranger’s hat and carries a can of kerosene?A: Stanislaus...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...