A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one…
A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, “Hey...
Why Women Make Less
A job negotiator and a feminist were in dispute… The feminist was arguing over...
Methods of execution
|There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all...
More Pick Up Lines
1. I want you almost as much as I want world peace.2. You can...
You’re gonna croak!
A man goes to the doctor after feeling ill.The doctor says, “You know, you...
50 Ways to Appreciate Life
1. Watch the sunset– on a sled.2. Smile more, –it might get you a...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Pool table
Your mama is like a pool table, 25 cents and she’ll rack your balls.
Germans Retain Surnames
BONN, Germany (Reuter) — Thousands of Germans are keeping unfortunate surnames such as Kotz...