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A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
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The skeleton
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A Pair of Shoes
This married couple was on holiday in Pakistan. They were touring around the marketplace...
Top 50 Jokes!
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A redneck calles up the White House and tells the receptionist:”I’d like to become...
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
Little Johnny and Sex Education
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...