Too much speeding
|A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down...
Things You’ll Never Hear A Dad Say
Well, how ’bout that?…I’m lost! Looks like we’ll have to stop and ask for...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...
Bellybuttons
- How come blonde girls have bruises around and in their bellybuttons?- I don’t...
The Farmer’s Prize Goat
Well, a man was driving down a country road, and he decided to get...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
Pick up and put down!
A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, “Would you...
The highly-skilled fly
|A prisoner at the Edmonton Max started training a large fly to do tricks.For...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...