Made in Canada
President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!”...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
The Blind Sky Diver
A blind man was describing his favorite sport – parachuting.When asked how this was...
The Russian who made a wish.
A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying...
What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Female Stages Of Life
AGE DRINK 17 – Wine Coolers 25 – White wine 35 – Red wine...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?breasts don’t have eyes
How did you do that??
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.”Well, Morrie, how’s your warehouse business going?”. “Oy...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...