Rabbit Catching
Q: How do you catch a unique rabbit? A: Unique up on him.Q: How...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
Rotten Little Johnny
Kids: “Hello Miss Saunders, can Johnny come out to play?” Mother: “I am sorry...
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
What’s the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?Let everyone go first!
Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Comeback Lines!
M: I know how to please a woman.W: Then please leave me alone.M: I...
Amicable old lady
“Dear Reyer School, God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...