Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
My girlfriend is out in the car
|A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something...
A prisoner with skills
|Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along...
True Lawyer Statements
Amazing and true lawyer statements. Lawyers typically aren?t funny ? unless by accident. Case...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
Making Cakes
A little girl and her mother are walking through a park and see two...
Bermuda Triangle
Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They’ve both swallowed...
Stockmarket
You might be a redneck if… You think the stock market has a fence...
The Name Game
If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny...
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street…
Larry, a local football star, is jogging down the street when he sees abuilding...