Paint the Porch
Hobo shows up at the front door of a grand mansion. The owner comes...
Here’s Little Johnny!
A teacher in New York City wanted to see how many animals the city...
‘Twas The Night Before Xmas- Redneck
‘Twas the night before Christmas And all through the trailerNot a creature was stirrin’...
Polak With Chainsaw
A Polak is looking to buy a saw to cut down some trees in...
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men…
There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men:”don’t” and “stop”.
Manly signs
“Doctor, doctor!” shouted the woman coming into the doctors offfice. “Ithink I’m turning into...
What’s the best way to kill a man?
Q: What’s the best way to kill a man?A: Put a naked woman and...
Pretend You’re A Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening...
St. Peter
A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were...
Why don’t witches wear panties?
Why don’t witches wear panties?So they can get a better grip on the broom.