For Bird Lovers!
I woke early one morning, The earth lay cool and still When suddenly a...
Penquins on Tour
A motorist pulls up to the gas pumps and says “fill it up, please”....
Mom Before Date
Q: What did the blonde’s mom say to her before the blonde’s date?A: If...
Some cows view each day as the last roundup…
Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to...
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?
What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual...
Witch
What do you call a witch at the beach? I don’t know? A sand-witch!
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment…
As a sergeant in a parachute regiment I took part in serveral night timeexcersises....
In Deep Shit
A bird was flying south for Winter, but he had left it too late...
Legs
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing,...
Lawyers Abode (Classic)
Saint Peter was having a slow day at the Pearly Gates so he took...