How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?
Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.
Mayonaise
Q: What did the mayonnaise say to the refrigerator? A: Shut the door, I’m...
If IBM made toasters…
If IBM made toasters…They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to...
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminal…
George W. Bush was passing through an airplane terminaland he noticed an old man...
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An angel wrote…
An angel wrote:Many people will walk in and out of your life, but only...
A Train and a Teacher?
What’s the difference between a Train and Teacher?A train says, “Chew, Chew!” and a...
Innuendo
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?A: An Italian suppository.
The Rusty Gates!
Saint Peter is doing his thing , minding the Gates of Heaven , when...
If Timex ran Christmas…
|The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a...