Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
No Pubic Hair?
A husky foreigner, looking for sex, accepted a prostitute’s terms.When she undressed, he noticed...
Fun Tonight?
Husband: Let’s go out and have some fun tonight.Wife: Okay, but if you get...
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?
What’s the one thing worse than a male chauvinist pig?A woman who won’t do...
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VII
Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...