Beer Bottle
What do a blonde and a beer bottle have in common? They’re both empty...
Monkies in a tree.
There were 4 monkeys in a tree.Why did the first monkey fall out of...
Equally qualified
Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in...
A Redneck Christmas
You know you’re a redneck if you do all of your Christmas shopping at...
Answers To Everything
What’s the best form of birth control after 50? Nudity What’s the difference between...
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
What do you call a blonde lesbian?
What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…
If Hewlett-Packard made toasters…They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and...