Ups and Downs of Marriage
Marriage for women has its ups and downs. How?The toilet seat is up and...
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
Fake two dollar bill
|On my way home from the second job I’ve taken for the extra holiday...
Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?
Q: Why did the Navy switch to liquid soap?A: It’s harder to pick up.
Wooden Airfield
An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told...
I\\\’m Invisible
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m invisible. Psychiatrist: What!…who said that?
Sucks, huh?
We’ve been married a little over four years, and we just celebrated our “Wooden...
They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Tactfullness
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...