Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?
Did you hear about the guy born with two left feet?He went out one...
Like Spaghetti
Q: What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you...
A woman’s random thoughts!
Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like, “You know sometimes I...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
cross a frog with some mist
|What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?Kermit the Fog!
Why Men Can’t Show True Feelings
Why don’t men often show their true feelings?Because they don’t have feelings.
mosquito go to the dentist
|Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?To improve his bite!
Rights
George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights
Economics ruins life
|Economics is ruining your life when…- I tried to calculate my 3 year old...