The Golden Urinal
A man came home drunk at four in the morning, and his wife was...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Hello, Hello, Hello
This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he...
Why does an elephant have four feet?
Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.
Flea jokes 01
|What is the most faithful insect?A flea, once they find someone they like they...
The Blonde Driver
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters…
The politician was sitting at his campaign headquarters when the phone rang. He listened...
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?
Do you know what happens if you don’t pay your exorcist?You get repossessed!
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...