What’s the difference?
What’s the difference between an epileptic oyster fisherman, and a hooker with diahrrea? Well,...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Who discovered North America?
Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Noah And Today’s Ark
Noah And Today’s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, “Noah, in six months...
Wrong suggestion!
A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a...
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY
BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: “My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?”Dilbert: “Remember you...
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Youngster Theories
From Matt Groening’s very funny “Big Book Of Hell”, here are some philosophical theories...
Pirate and Lost Body Parts
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures...