Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500…
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes...
Aussies
Q. Why are Australians like kiwifruit?A. Because they are rough on the outside, green...
Three girls died and were brought to the gates…
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate,...
Lawyer’s Dog
A lawyer’s dog, running about unleashed, b-lines for the local butcher shop and steals...
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Relief
How do you spell relief?Answer: F A R T
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...