I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
El delicatassen
Tower: “Eastern 702, cleared for takeoff, contact Departure on 124.7″ Eastern 702: “Tower, Eastern...
Bragging Cowboys
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie, each with...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
My men are very brave
|General McKenzie was in charge of the Navy, and he was visiting his colleague...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months…
I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months – I don’t like to...
New prefix
If blondes and bimbos were the same thing, the prefix ‘bim’ could be used...
Father and Son discussion.
Somewhere in America, next week…Dad: Son, come in here, we need to talk. Son:...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...