Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Bottom Start
Dad: The only way to acquire a new skill is to start at the...
He’d wanted to be buried at sea
|There is a story about the Irishman who drowned while he was digging a...
Pleasing Mom!
Bill is almost 29 years old, his friends have already gotten married, and Bill...
14 Lawyer Quickies.
Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent...
Blonde quickies 101-120
101. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her...
The Three Moles
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Golfers and the Genie
A guy is golfing with his pretty wife, who is a very poor golfer....