Talking Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog. They both go up to...
An Orgasmic Problem
A woman went in to see a therapist and said, “I’ve got a big...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Falling down
There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parishwho...
Beer quote
Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. –Benjamin...
Wedding Toast 3
Don’t go on your honeymoon for longer than 5 days, or you will get...
slugs leave a trail
|How do you know your kitchen floor is dirty?The slugs leave a trail on...
Oval office
What is green, has four legs, and smells like Monica Lewinsky? Thepool table in...
One Drink too many!
After the annual office Christmas party blowout, John woke up with a pounding headache,...
Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?
Why don’t mexicans have checking accounts?It’s too hard to spray paint your name on...