ride it to hospital!
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Charitable Donation
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The problem with Santa!
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Business Mergers
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Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal…
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Canadian Talk
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TONS of Groaners. . .
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Brain Store
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Age Quotes
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Quotes from stupid 02
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. “That race was all...