College by Dave Barry
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Some yogurt visits a local bar
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Is Windows a Virus?
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Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
A burglar is in big trouble
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Little Johnny sat playing in the garden…
Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect...
What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
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You Know You’re in New York City When…
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Unfit words to hear
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No Sex on the Ark!
When the Ark’s door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals....