Learn to speak Southern…
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn...
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front…
Two senior couples are walking along, wives in front, husbands inback. Herb says to...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...
Polak and Mongoloid
Q: What do you get when you cross a 1-legged Polak with a Mongoloid?A:...
New scientific theories V
New scientific theoriesHONORABLE MENTION: The quantity of consonants in the Englishlanguage is absolutely constant....
Illinois Crazy Law
The English language is not to be spoken. You may be arrested for vagrancy...
In the back woods of Arkansas…
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in themiddle...
fulfill a lifelong dream
|For a holiday, Mulvaney decided to go to Switzerland to fulfill a lifelong dream...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...