A definition of psychiatrist
A Psychiatrist is just a Jewish doctor who can’t stand the sight of blood.
Call In Sick…
Bob calls in to his job:”Hey, boss I’m not coming to work today. I’m...
What do you call a gay man scrotum?
Question: What do you call a gay man’s scrotum?Answer: Mud flaps!
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
yo mama is so fat.. shovel
Yo mama’s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
Girls Night Out
So … the other day, my friends and I went to this “Ladies NightClub.”One...
Mime in the forest
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime… does anyone...
Elephants II
What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash
Clone
A scientist had been keeping a secret for over two decades — he had...
Chilly
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran...