Everyone Is Busy
Sales person: Hello, may I speak to the man of the house please? Youngster:...
I like monkeys
This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was...
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch…
Two law partners leave their office and go to lunch. In the middle of...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Old vs. Young!
An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young...
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law…
I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few...
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job…
A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to...
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger
Reload.
A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the...
Bit by Bit
Prisoner: Look here, doc! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...