A merchant captain and several of his officers…
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...
I wrote it!
There was this guy walking down the road when he noticed a night clubahead....
7 Shots of Vodka!
Man goes to the bar and says “bartender, give me 7 shots of Vodka.”...
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
Taking measures
“Mom, I’m pregnant.”"How can that be? What did I tell you about sex?”"That I...
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob…
On the occasion of their fiftieth wedding anniversary, Billy-Bob decided to forego a big...
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?
Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls...
Sister Margaret died…
Sister Margaret died and through some error found herself in hell. She immediately called...
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?
How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him...
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...