Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Disney Password
My kids love going to the Web, and they keep track of their passwords...
Doctor! Doctor!
A woman goes to the doctor’s and says, “Doctor, Doctor, you have to help...
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her…
A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession:...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
The Trade
A Canadian is walking down the street with a case of beer under hisarm....
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
A man and wife entered a…
A man and wife entered a dentist’s office.The Wife said, “I want a tooth...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.