Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Canada America
|An American will say, “Hot day!” A Canadian will say, “Hot day, eh?” meaning...
Odd One Out
Q: Which is the odd one out – a refrigerator, a washing machine, a...
What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes?
Q. What’s the brown stuff between the elephants toes ?A. Slow natives.
Some very common traits in two drunks
|A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
Fisherman’s Ode
Two old men were fishing off a bridge as they had done daily for...
Soviet Sausage Joke #1
Capitalism, Socialism, and Communism have a meeting for tea at noon.Capitalism and Communism arrive...
Check Him Out
The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country...